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And so…

Who had two hundred and eight in the sweepstake? Step up and claim your prize. On the evening of Thursday April the first 2010 I was performing an open spot at Rawhide in Liverpool. At that time I was struggling … Continue reading

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Two Hundred & Eight

It’s the final diary. Continue reading

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Two Hundred & Seven

He shared the revelation that Dean, the tattoo artist, had his now former girlfriend’s name tattooed on his leg with the hope that I’d tear into him over that. With friends like these… Continue reading

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Two Hundred & Six

“You are a shit writer and you will never know why.” Continue reading

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Two Hundred & Five

The good folk of Donny were out and they intended to drink, fight and fuck in equal measure. Continue reading

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Two Hundred & Four

I was greeted by a half dozen shadowy punters pointing at each other like an inverted, much cuntier version of the iconic scene from Spartacus. Continue reading

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Two Hundred & Three

I told the fifty or so present that they were getting a light show more akin to a Jean-Michelle Jarre concert than a Lancashire gastropub. Continue reading

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Two Hundred & Two

Toby had said my contact for the evening was the lovely Rosie. As Toby’s not given to Bruce Forsythe style superlatives at random I suspected this meant that Rosie really was lovely. Continue reading

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Two Hundred & One

“That sounds fantastic,” I lied through my teeth “Shall I get that in the diary?” Continue reading

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Two Hundred

There was an noticable “Aww…” every time a card was ripped in two. Continue reading

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