Monthly Archives: November 2010

Every time the people around her laughed she looked around incredulously as if she was in a coffee shop and everyone had started chanting “One of us! One of us!” out of the blue. Continue reading →

Put on a scarf and some nice, thick socks and MTFU. It’s not The Day After Tomorrow, it’s just a bit of snow. Continue reading →

I pointed out that I wasn’t going to allow myself to be bested by someone that looks as though someone had merged two of Harry Potter’s principle characters. Continue reading →

I was getting through headliners quicker than Spinal Tap got through drummers. Continue reading →

“I’ve been waiting three years to be asked that!” Continue reading →

Nothing puts an audience at ease quite like an ongoing verbal battle with an Audenshaw fishwife powered by alcohol and self-righteousness. Continue reading →

“If you don’t know them now it’s a bit late.” Continue reading →

“Are you a cunt?” Continue reading →

We needed bums in seats for this to work. We didn’t have bums. We didn’t have seats. Continue reading →

It was a cover version of The Power Of Love by Huey Lewis & The News. Clearly the budget didn’t stretch to the original so we got Joey Lewis & The Weather instead. Continue reading →