Monthly Archives: October 2010

While I was stood outside, amused by the sight of a Greggs bakery with a bouncer, I was approached by a girl. Continue reading →

Are we, as comics, genuinely so terrified of admitting our failings or weaknesses? Continue reading →

I wandered from room to room trying to find something to do that would take my mind off things without making my thumping headache any worse. Continue reading →

“How hard can it be?” is the battle cry of the naïve publican that thinks he can recreate Live At The Apollo on a Wednesday night with little more than a guitar amp, a plastic microphone from a Tandy karaoke set, an angle poise lamp and a budget that wouldn’t run to purchasing a DVD from the comedy top ten. Continue reading →

“What would you do if I jizzed on your face?” Continue reading →

The net effect was a cross between X-Factor and Loose Women.. Continue reading →

I even blew a layer of dust off of my long since retired DVD porn material even if I did marginally upgrade it for 2010 by rechristening it my Blu-Ray Porn material. See that? Topical. Continue reading →

I wanted to be… a wrestler. Continue reading →

“From a few lengths of tape, he created a surprisingly authentic looking rose that he presented to her in a genuinely touching moment.” Continue reading →

Still, we all got paid and nobody got stabbed. Even if I probably deserved it. Continue reading →